I keep it classy.

This is the blog of David. Join me on my excruciatingly boring journey through junior year.

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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bonerfart:

Fun prank to pull on your chums: Invite them over and tell them dinner will be spaghetti. When it’s time for dinner, serve instead a bowl of linguini. You will delight in their utter bewilderment!

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cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

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you-wear-a-jacket:

This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor

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